"First of all, props on getting that title by Amazon's censorious overlords. :)

Story of a man who, after a night of debauchery, undergoes a Kafkaesque transformation. However, Tina Tirrell's "Jason" is far more fortunate than Kafka's "Gregor Samsa", who had transformed into a gigantic..."
Darren

"A man in the melon aisle is confronted by a goddess with a pair of her own magnificent honeydews. Why does this never happen to me? I was at the grocery store last night and was obliged to wait for a bearded hipster while he solemnly pondered which runty-looking "organic" plums to buy. Dude..."
Darren

"Bought and read this yesterday afternoon, and it was everything I hoped it would be. Tina really has a way with words that always leave you wanting more, but extremely satisfied with what you just read. Plus, it was a good encouragement to boot!"
P.S.

"This is a fun story about a man's encounter with a woman who has one single need. There is a playfulness to the man's account that goes well with the sexiness. I enjoy stories that focus on a single act and this story does a good job of keeping it interesting without ever feeling repetitive...."
Shon Richards

"Seriously, this book does NOT need a review.  Or, actually, it should have thousands of 5-star reviews.  If you haven't read this yet, there's something wrong with you.  Have you SEEN the title?!?  It grabbed me (and so did Tina Tirrell's author bio photo), and I ended up..."
Liam Holt