"Erotic female giantism is a major fetish amongst the pervy set. While I intellectually "get" the idea of being buried in the wonderfully complicated folds and pillows of a woman's flesh, it has never "gotten" me where it actually counts, if you get my meaning. (I've always taken the ladies..."
Darren

""Joey", along with his similarly depraved little friends, is caught in class drawing dirty pictures of bare-naked ladies. Dad and stepmom get a call from the principal. Joey is going to get a talking-to, and perhaps a bit more.

On the non-erotic side, the particular joy in this story..."
Darren

"Tina Tirrell, in high comic style. The prose is razor sharp, dryer than a vodka martini. E.g.:

"Is it bad to count the passage of time by the number of masturbation sessions?"

"... Derek chimed in, coming alive with his sudden idea. He didn't get them very often."
Darren

"A man in the melon aisle is confronted by a goddess with a pair of her own magnificent honeydews. Why does this never happen to me? I was at the grocery store last night and was obliged to wait for a bearded hipster while he solemnly pondered which runty-looking "organic" plums to buy. Dude..."
Darren

"Simple story but a fun one."
Susan