Yes, it's true...  It's every man's fantasy and every woman's... well, maybe not.

But, if it's what you've always wanted... if you love the feel of a ____ pressing against your lips, then, why not indulge in the experience, tending to your beauty needs as well as... that dirty little mind of yours?

Enjoy... penis-shaped lipstick does exist.  And it comes (or "cums"...) in an assortment of colors.  Check 'em out now.

Are a variety of flavors next?